The kids were grown, each with a mate at their side. The three couples often met up for dinners and parties during those “adult child” years when parents can get a little freer in their actions and words. These were fun years filled with many family vacations, laughter, and jokes.
One Xmas we decided to give silly gifts. Everyone did their best to out do the others. We hung stockings and waited to stuff them until the last minute. During a fabulous dinner of lobster, baked potatoes, and broccoli casserole, we drank and joked and laughed.
The kids went outside to share some smoke – Big Poppa joined them. When they reentered the room all the stockings had been stuffed and the presents lay around the tree. Everyone was in a festive mood, holiday carols playing on the stereo… We all took seats around the tree and began opening presents.
The assortment of x-rated Tchotchke was amazing! Penis straws, old porn VCR tapes that would make Dave Atell happy, flavored condoms, decks of cards featuring nude models, nipple clamps, boob suckers, stripper tassels, penis pacifiers, artificial pubic hair, crotch wigs, crotchless panties, a bong featuring a carving of a guy performing fellatio on himself through which the smoker takes his draw, whoopee cushions, edible underwear… We never laughed so hard!
Big Mama got all the guys matching black lace thongs from Frederick’s: sizes medium, large, and extra large… no small… heh, heh. She gave them all the wrong sizes on purpose. The extra large man got the medium thong. The medium sized man got the large. And the large man got the extra large size. It was a gas!
At the end of the night we cut into the Princess Cake and drank coffee with Brandy… She’s a nice girl! Ha! Merry Xmas.
(First published 12/09/11)
