Musicians gossip after a gig. They all criticize the singers they work with. “Man, she was terrible! Forgot her keys and didn’t know when to come in!” “Ha! Nothing but “Ham Fat”…what’s the use of “Ham Fat”? “J.A.S…Just another singer, huh?” “Yeah, this chick is hot! But you know, she sings with her legs open?”… Continue reading Sings with Legs Open
Category: Jokes & Set Ups
Flip Me Off
Go ahead, Flip Me Off. I’m so used to it, I don’t even flinch. It’s like, “Oh, hi.” I wave at whoever as if they have waved and said, “Hello.” I keep driving. “Fuck you!” he says and flips me off. “I hate you!” she says and at the time I know she means it.… Continue reading Flip Me Off
Geography’s Razor
The most stunning curvaceous, dark haired woman is in the shower after her workout. She lets the water run over her hair and skin making little rivulets down her body to land in a soapy puddle at her feet. Beginning with her chest she begins to shave – seriously shave her entire body. Clumps of black… Continue reading Geography’s Razor
Hair
She finally stopped shaving completely. What was the point? Why bother? She was fair and blond and she didn’t have much hair to speak of anyway. She plucked a few errant hairs off of her brow line. “Hey honey! Do these five hairs bother you?” she asks as she raises her arms for him… Continue reading Hair
The Daffodils
“Kristie! Are you all buggin’ your eyes at me again?” The newly imported Miss Tougaloo, Mississippi drawled out. What Miss Tougaloo didn’t know is that Kristie was working a show with rehearsals ending between 10:00 or 11:00 PM. Then there was the hyper factor… when you’re just too hyped up after rehearsal to sleep right… Continue reading The Daffodils