Would I Sleep with Them?

Seriously. I have a fool-proof method for determining who I will vote for during this presidential election. Would I sleep with them? Let’s take a look at all the candidates: Jeb Bush: I like the guy. I would trust him to be a gentleman. So, yes. Carson: He’s like false advertising. He’s like a white… Continue reading Would I Sleep with Them?

Wild Jane

Who is Wild Jane?  Did you want to fuck her in high school?  Did you fuck her?  Are you one of the lucky ones?  Pussy so sweet you would eat it… A Wild Jane is a chick who is good to go.  She likes to get high and play strap it on.  She can ball… Continue reading Wild Jane

Dirty Thirties

She loved men – really loved them!  She liked the way they smelled, felt, thought, and sounded.   She liked their rough hard hands, their deep baritone voices, and their hairy bodies. She liked to eat men, lick them, touch them, make them hard, make them cum with a stroke or a moan, or a… Continue reading Dirty Thirties