Hard Advice for Girls

Girls!  Girls!  Girls!
Ride him like a horse.
Drive him like a stick shift.
Suck him so hard
that his balls end up like vest pockets.
Be quiet sometimes.
And Love, Love, Love him!

Love him sweet.
Love him like it’s the  last year on Earth.
And Be Nice, because
Nice Matters…

And if  Nice doesn’t matter,
If you don’t really care about him,
then let him go….
So that some other Bitch
can have a chance
at his Fine Ass.

(First published 6/20/11)

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