He was a horn player and that should have been warning enough. But it wasn’t. He was funny, a sweet talker, and he could always get over on her. They had a friendly break-up, but he kept coming around looking for the familiar taste of her love.
She was between lovers and in the mood for a dalliance. But her birth control was out of whack, and the last thing she wanted was a pregnancy, so she insisted on using a condom.
Phil had just gotten back from in Hawaii and Japan. Horn players had to go where the gigs were which meant Vegas, big cities in Europe, and Japan where American jazz was still popular.
Since he was adorably cute and a horn player, he got all the women he could handle, but he really liked hanging out with the pros. The idea that they would do him for free made it even hotter to Fuckin’ Phil. In Kristie’s mind this made it mandatory that they use a condom. “Use one or get none,” she said firmly.
Kristie suggested that perhaps he should go out and seek the kind of woman he preferred, but he insisted that she was the only one that could satisfy him. She knew this was just going to be a hook-up, but she didn’t care. She liked casual sex and friends with benefits. Hell, she liked sex period… especially with a man who could make her laugh.
They were driving around town with a couple they knew well. They had doubled with Marty and Rene’ before. The driver, Marty, was a real card and knew what Phil was up to. They went all over town looking for an open drug store to find the required prophylactic. Finally they ran into a pharmacist who was just locking up for the night. Phil hurriedly got out of the car to negotiate with the man.
They couldn’t hear what was said, but they did witness the tired pharmacist sigh heavily, dig into his own wallet, and pull out the requested item. Phil held it up like the Golden Ticket and jumped back into the car.
He was ready to proceed immediately. They began going at it in the back seat… kissing and laughing, feeling each other up. She was wearing a short dress and had already pulled her panties off. Phil slipped the condom on and pulled Kristie down on top of him.
Marty kept swerving and jerking the car to quick starts and stops to antagonize the coital couple he was watching with amusement in the rear view mirror. Then he decided that they needed a snack and made a quick turn into the drive-through window at a fast food place. “May I take your order, please?”
Without missing a beat Marty said, “I’ll have what he’s having.” They all laughed.
The order taker repeated the question and Phil piped up without missing a stroke, “I’ll have a double cheese burger and an order of fries.”
“Yeah, we’ll have four double cheeses, four fries, and four Cokes…. and make it snappy!” Rene laughed as she called out the order.
Phil was fully engorged inside of Kristie when they reached the pick up window. Marty paid for the food just as Phil finished his mission. They ate their fill of the fried food, shared a joint, and finished a six pack.
The next day Phil phoned to give Kristie some disturbing news, “It’s a good thing we used a condom,” he began. “I just got back from the health clinic, and they told me that I have the clap and syphilis.”
Kristie went in for a test just to be sure. She was clear. Saved by latex!
(First published 3/6/12)
