Well, she never saw this coming. Yes, they had a great relationship. They still liked to get down to it. It seemed like sex took a different direction every few years or so. They had been together a long time and so they had been through quite a few directions.
Missionary was a good start and she figured the face to face action was probably how most couples began. Of course there was an Experimental Phase… Let’s see how Sideways works? And Doggie Style, oh yeah, nice penetration! Mutual Masturbation, lots of Oral, but 69 was just too much to concentrate on. She couldn’t get off easily if she wanted to give him a good Blow Job, and besides she liked to Fuck.
Once the vibrator was put into action all potential problems were solved. She loved that thing! She had heard that some of her lesbian friends didn’t like to be with a woman who was used to vibrators. “Once they get used to the vibrator, they have lost the ability to accept the gentle touch of the tongue.” (No shit.)
So, they had been through it all, but these later years were beginning to bring a few problems. She was good to go even at the ripe old age of approaching seventy, but there were other factors to consider. She needed to use a lot of lube, and they got the Viagra, so that problem was fixed. If her husband came at her with his manly sword fully rampant, she would be lubed up and ready to go.
She got ready for bed – fully washed, brushed, and perfumed. She never let her beauty go without attention to the details, like fragrance and cleanliness. She wore a lovely blue short nightie with the three buttons in the front undone for easy access. Her breasts needed attention and he would be happy to give each of them a turn.
She had her c-pap machine on and plugged in to alleviate her sleep apnea. She wore a leg brace to silence the pain in her left knee ligament torn and stretched beyond capacity too many times over the years. On her right foot she wore a boot to control the plantar fasciitis in her heel. Each palm of her hand was wrapped tightly in cotton bandages followed by a restraint fastened with Velcro to alleviate her carpal tunnel syndrome. Boy! Did she looked sexy now!?!
“The hole is down there somewhere. Good luck. No help provided. Enjoy yourself,” she thought amused as usual.
Her husband was undeterred. By now the Viagra had kicked in and the old goat would have probably fucked anything that moved. He was confident of his skill as a lover, and spurned on by his chemically induced erection, he attempted entry. The old gal couldn’t resist that familiar rub.
Once he started in on her she took off the c-pap mask, ripped off the Velcro hand restraints, and quickly removed the other two braces on her extremities. It was a great session with lots of multiple orgasms in spite of all the paraphernalia they had to deal with. She didn’t think she would ever lose that desire for him, and he thought she was still the sex bomb of their youth. It was A Fine Romance!
(First published 8/10/12)
