A large bearded man with a Cockatoo
– former Sea Captain?
Yellow comb, pink under wings
The bird speaks as he hops from foot to foot,
“Wing Wing
– kiss kiss kiss…
Come here!
Come here!
– kiss kiss kiss…
Wing Wing”
The bird nuzzles up against the Captain’s chest.
So cute, so precious…
“This bird’s for sale, ” the man says.
“$24 hundred dollars…” (!!!)
(never mind)
Love for Sale…
Hookers on the Avenue
“Nice outfits.”
“Wanna date?”
Cops one for one –
one hooker, one cop…
ten hookers, ten cops.
No dates tonight, Honey.
My love is FREE!
“Wing, Wing
– kiss, kiss, kiss…
Come here!
Come here!
kiss, kiss, kiss…
Wing! Wing!”
She’s going home with the Captain!
“Let’s do it sideways.
Wing, Wing
kiss, kiss…
Come here!
Come here!
Kiss, Kiss…”
(First published 9/4/11)