It isn’t nice to say, but a guy could get over on a girl like that. She’s a little chubby with an extra large ba-donka-donk. Her friend has a nice body, “But-Her-Face!” Ah-ha-ha they all laugh, but it’s cruel fun and no one wins.
Both girls are really women, but still too naive to “get it.” They have bad dye jobs and bad day jobs shuffling paper for an office of paper makers. They want love and have pretended at it more than a few times. A guy could get over just by being nice if he wanted to. If he wasn’t truly nice, that is.
The problem is that being nice just to get a blowie or a hand job when the guy knows nothing more will come of it is flat out wrong. The only way it is fair is if both parties are into the game. When one side of the couple hasn’t got a clue that there even is a game in the first place, it is an unfair advantage, and you are foul, buddy.
The one with the nice bod is also a fantastic lay, but she is dumb as a board and also has no talent in the home arts. She can’t cook or clean or conversate (sic) worth a damn. He doesn’t like to have to worry about the domestic side of things, so she wouldn’t even rate a second date. Besides the only way he could stomach her was to turn her over, and put a bag on her head.
But the one with the badonkadonk is a very nice person. She likes to cook and clean. She used to work at a McD’s slinging burgers. She looked really dorky in her uniform…all those tight-fitting yellow and orange stripes going the wrong way to reinforce her pear shaped figure. Now she dresses “office casual.”
She doesn’t look any better “dressed up.” Her greasy bleached hair hangs limp on her shoulders. The extra long tunic sweater she favors and some blousey black polyester pants do little to enhance her best features, whatever they may be. The grey yarn weaves itself into every crevice, roll, and dimple…every flaw emphasized.
A guy could get over on a girl like that. She gives him money from her meager paycheck so he can go out and get lucky with some other chick. She will always take him back. That makes it hard to hang things up. For now maybe he would hang on to his freedom and the guarantee of some regular home cooked meals and that beautiful badonkadonk?
But then again there were so many other girls he would like to get over on…They made it so easy. He wasn’t through playing the dog yet.
(First published 12/9/13)
