Advice to Women

You gotta go for what you want.
If you see a guy you like, jump on it, flirt, be overt – read the signals.
Maybe he’ll say, “No.”
Then go on to the next guy.

When you find a man you like, fuck him, suck him.
Do unexpected things to rock his world.
Keep him happy until he doesn’t keep you happy anymore.

If he’s cheating on you, refuses to work, smokes weed all day …
…or drinks too much too often, cut him loose.
Sometimes finding out who someone is takes some time.
Meanwhile, strap it on, sister!

Ideas for you to try:

  • Take him coffee in bed on a silver tray with a flower floating in a champagne glass.
  • Make him big pots of soupy stews, and cheesy casseroles with lots of meat and pasta.
  • Wash his genitals with a warm soapy cloth either before or after making love.
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