Funny Fuckin’ Phil

He was a horn player and that should have been warning enough.  But it wasn’t.  He was funny, a sweet talker, and he could always get over on her.  They had a friendly break-up, but he kept coming around looking for the familiar taste of her love. She was between lovers and in the mood… Continue reading Funny Fuckin’ Phil

The Honor System

She walked into the bar,  placed a ten dollar bill down, and looked around for the bartender. There didn’t seem to be anyone in attendance.  A couple of gay guys in on their lunch break from across the street said, “Help yourself.  Bebe’s late again.  We’re keepin’ a pile of money over on the counter.… Continue reading The Honor System

Antoine

Antoine was such a southern gentleman with a quiet soft spoken demeanor and impeccable manners.  He only had one problem – pussy.  He liked a lot of it all the time.  He really didn’t have much of a problem obtaining it either, except for the occasional proper princess of a lady who might need a… Continue reading Antoine