You gotta go for what you want. If you see a guy you like, jump on it, flirt, be overt – read the signals. Maybe he’ll say, “No.” Then go on to the next guy. When you find a man you like, fuck him, suck him. Do unexpected things to rock his world. Keep him… Continue reading Advice to Women
Author: Lulu
Love
I’ll see you in the great abyss – Somewhere in the beautiful universe My energy may collide again with yours and we will sparkle for a moment more… together.
The Guy with Two Tears
The guy with two tears tattooed on his face just out of prison wants to watch pornography, but his wife won’t let him watch it in the house where the kids can see it, so he takes the TV, a lawn chair, and a six pack of beer up on the roof . He lives right… Continue reading The Guy with Two Tears
Shit
“Why can’t he close the door while he’s taking a shit?” she wondered. It was disgusting seeing him sitting there with his foul under shorts around his ankles smoking cigarette after cigarette, flicking the shes between his legs into the toilet, reading the paper…. just disgusting! The smell of his smoke, his shit – the… Continue reading Shit
Just Kidding
You can say anything you want if you follow it with, “Just Kidding!” I’m glad your dog died; that drooling beast has been an annoying part of every social gathering for ten years… Just Kidding.