He really wasn’t much to look at, but he was funny and smart and shy and he sang off key and he was her First Love. She was thirteen; he was nineteen – not exactly a match since she wasn’t allowed to date yet. But her dad relented when First Love came to him directly… Continue reading Crushed
Category: Girl Talk
The Hard Horse
I have ridden the hard horse. The one who bucks and kicks, The one who bites and thrashes, The one who cannot be gentled. I have loved the hard horse. The one who balks at the saddle, The one who chomps at the bit, The one who throws me off time and again… And just… Continue reading The Hard Horse
Sings with Legs Open
Musicians gossip after a gig. They all criticize the singers they work with. “Man, she was terrible! Forgot her keys and didn’t know when to come in!” “Ha! Nothing but “Ham Fat”…what’s the use of “Ham Fat”? “J.A.S…Just another singer, huh?” “Yeah, this chick is hot! But you know, she sings with her legs open?”… Continue reading Sings with Legs Open
The End of the Line
It took Gibby twenty minutes to walk to the main road to catch the bus. The friendly bus driver stopped for her and asked her about her destination. She was going into town to do some shopping for dinner. It was her turn to cook. She was going to make her famous “Champs” which was… Continue reading The End of the Line
Plug Me In
Dear Sirs, Your Panasonic Panabrator Ultra Panasonic Reach Easy Powerful Full Body Massager has been my favorite for twenty years. Unfortunately it has been well used and I need to upgrade. It is beginning to wheeze. A friend has recommended that I change the batteries in my replacement. It doesn’t do the trick unfortunately. I… Continue reading Plug Me In