No Show Today

She loved them all. Knew all their secrets, But chose not to perpetuate The Traditional Play of Many Acts! Produced by The Alcoholic, Directed by The Alcoholic, and… Starring The Alcoholic… Featuring major roles by The Scapegoat, The Enabler, and The Perfect One Supporting roles played by The Apple of His Eye, and…  Oh, so… Continue reading No Show Today

Harry

Sometimes you just had to forgive them for being so damn good looking.  Harry was beautiful, movie star beautiful, except that he was tall.  But let’s face it, he was boring.  He didn’t have the entertainment value of Des or Curtis who would go for it behind the garage or standing up in a canoe.… Continue reading Harry

Fag Hag

Some people think that because a girl is a fag hag and hangs out at gay bars that she doesn’t get laid.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  There are always three ways and other innovative combinations.  Besides sometimes they just want a real girl in the mix. Everyone at the bar was after… Continue reading Fag Hag