…and Gah said, “Look at all this fuckin’ space! I’ve got to create something… because I’m bored and I need something to do. I need planets and galaxies and other creations to amuse myself.” Gah made all the colors in the universe. Every idea, animal, plant, and object was put in place for their amusement.… Continue reading The Magic Button
Category: Higher Ground
Dr. Bonobo
She had to admit it, she was infatuated with her anthropology instructor. It wasn’t like she was some post-pubescent freshman. She was almost a junior, and she’d had plenty of experience with men. She was mesmerized by his words, by the subject matter, and by the amount of testosterone he brought into a room when… Continue reading Dr. Bonobo
Pig Roast
The Pig Roast was next Saturday. More than one hundred people were expected. The menu included roasted whole piglet, hamburgers, hot links, coleslaw, potato, macaroni, carrot, and green olive salads, respectively, French bread, baked beans, chips and dips, cases of beer and soda. The mix would be interesting. College students, tannery workers, a few gay… Continue reading Pig Roast
Sex on a Bar
It was flooding again. At least they had some warning this time. And so it began. They moved the contents of their entire house upstairs to set up living arrangements on the second story dance floor of the restaurant. They were intent on waiting out the week or two it would take to get The… Continue reading Sex on a Bar
Housekeeper
At some point the ladies had to consider whether to keep a housekeeper who won’t do windows, doesn’t like to dust, hates cleaning the shower, balks at washing the kitchen mat, won’t use over cleaner, hates bleach and other harsh cleaning products…. The housekeeper takes out the trash and if she happens to see something… Continue reading Housekeeper