She Should Have Known

She should have known that she was in trouble when she took out an ad in the local paper asking for experienced cooks, prep cook, wait staff, servers, bussers, dishwashers, and bartenders to apply. She set herself up in her office and got ready for the onslaught. OMG! Every loser, drunk, drug addict, wacko, and… Continue reading She Should Have Known

Jumbo

“Jumbo,” she smiled. He was called that for a reason.  In high school the guys in the locker room teased him mercilessly, “Hey Kielbasa! How you doin’ today?” “Hey, Tube Steak!” “Hey, Wiener man !” “How’z your hot dog stand?” “Have you got anything besides pig?” Then they all laughed good naturedly as males do… Continue reading Jumbo