She was the kind of chick no one would want to go down on… greasy hair, dirty teeth, a crotch that smelled like a can of kipper snacks. Her girl friend was a little rough mouthed mechanic whose fingernails were chewed down to the quick and yet still retained their black grease stain. Some guy… Continue reading Princess
Category: Mrs Lu
Condom Party
The boys had been to the Health Clinic and Face to Face and had collected a lunch bag full of condoms in various colors and sizes. One minute they had been riding their bikes acting out Tom Sawyer on the river and the next minute they were having a spontaneous condom party. A couple of… Continue reading Condom Party
Flo Show Biz
As a first year teacher, she was not aware of the tradition of producing a Christmas pageant in a public school. She was told, “Oh don’t bother about it. The kids will just write some skits and sing a song and the parents will all be drunk and not even paying attention anyway….” And someone… Continue reading Flo Show Biz
Housekeeper
At some point the ladies had to consider whether to keep a housekeeper who won’t do windows, doesn’t like to dust, hates cleaning the shower, balks at washing the kitchen mat, won’t use over cleaner, hates bleach and other harsh cleaning products…. The housekeeper takes out the trash and if she happens to see something… Continue reading Housekeeper
Sue, Sweet Sue
I am praying hard right now. I am ringing the bell and lighting incense in every room. You know who you are, – the ones who need it most… I spin my head in circles as I chant, “sssue… sssue… sssue…” I ring the bell 100 times. I am in deep mourning. This has struck… Continue reading Sue, Sweet Sue