“Well, you can’t kill Superman,” she remarked after being told that her father was rallying after a near brush with death. He had always told them that he was Superman. As children they half believed him. ” You can’t hurt steel, you know?” he would say as the kids tried to punch him in the arm as hard as they could.… Continue reading Superman, The Whole Story
Category: Shit
Shit
She never realized that you could die from constipation. With the advent of pain killers like Oxycontin, hydrocodone, and the like, people were plugged up, plain and simple. She imagined that someday close to now, everyone would be looking for drugs that would make you shit. It was already happening. In the old days they recommended… Continue reading Shit
Snoopy
Snoopy was a terrible dog – a crazed barker, undisciplined, and spoiled. They bought him from a pet store for their son’s seventh birthday. He was a cute puppy – a blond part terrier, part Cocker Spaniel. They had a hell of a time housebreaking him. He ruined the new blue carpet in one bedroom… Continue reading Snoopy
Grad Night Fiasco
She was finally going to get to go to Grad Night with Cheesy! She knew how much fun it was last year and even though she didn’t get to go to prom with him, she was still holding her parents to their promise. Her mom had taken her out to buy Cheesy a graduation present.… Continue reading Grad Night Fiasco
Evil Mistress
She wakes retching in a panic in the middle of the night… Believing the lies, the brain washing, the Evil Mistress, the Mother of all fuckers, her boon to bear… – Neverland Child – She would not budge, and this is what made her sick. She would never change – not for the sake of anyone.… Continue reading Evil Mistress