Honey Mathers was a large breasted, well-rounded, middle aged Southern woman who lived next door to me when I was a young girl. She lived with her invalid husband (re: drunk and medicated) and her two biker mechanic sons. Honey’s sons were basically faceless mutes dressed in greasy clothes, long hair, beards… always stuck in… Continue reading Honey Mathers
Category: The Epochs
The Dildo
They had a lovely traditional English roast beef with Yorkshire pudding in formal setting at the old English farm house situated in the small agricultural town of Scoulton north of London. They were surrounded by sugar beet fields. The farm house was owned by a popular writer and bon vivant who entertained artsy people nearly… Continue reading The Dildo
Here, There, and Everywhere
She was out hitch hiking again… only a short distance, back in town from the desert. Two Air Force guys stopped to pick her up just outside of Lancaster. Two hunks about 6’3″- ebony and ivory. Her first thought was, “Well, this could be fun!” Kristie was going to jump in the back by herself… Continue reading Here, There, and Everywhere
40 Stairs
Forty stairs down and forty stairs up carrying a book bag, an insulated lunch bag, a purse, a gym bag, and a thermos of strong, hot, black coffee. Down and up carrying enough packs to look like a Sherpa climbing Mount Everest. It’s getting to be too much for her. She has become more of… Continue reading 40 Stairs
Sing Along with 2 Live Crew
Two Live Crew had just come out with a new album. My eleven year old son was begging me for it. So, being the spoiler that I am, I bought it for him. The case proclaimed “Parental Advisory.” Now I am usually not easily offended… OK, I’m never offended. But the first time I heard… Continue reading Sing Along with 2 Live Crew