Old 69

“It was the best year of my life,” Old 69 said as she smiled lasciviously.  She was taking a long awaited trip to Hawaii with her eldest daughter.  She was excited to be going again for the second time in her life – the first trip taken many decades ago when she had been a… Continue reading Old 69

Hitchhike Part IV – Murder

Hitchhiking was a great way to get around.  Yes, she knew it was potentially dangerous.  Two of her friends had been raped and beaten up.  But the thing that finally put  a stop to it all was Kemper. Kemper was a huge 6’7″ psycho murderer and necrophiliac.  He killed his grand parents “just to see… Continue reading Hitchhike Part IV – Murder

Hitchhike Part II -Truckers

Truckers give the best and longest rides.   Most of them are not supposed to stop in the middle of a freeway or highway and accept riders, but they often do.  They will usually be listening to country or western music.  They know all the lyrics, drink a lot of sugary sodas loaded with caffeine, chew… Continue reading Hitchhike Part II -Truckers

Hitchhike Part I – The Rules

Kristie hitchhiked three times across country.   Always the southern route.  Sometimes alone and sometimes with a partner.  The thing she learned was never sleep between rides, truckers  go the long haul, and EVERYONE will ask you for head or a screw. You have a goal… to get where you’re going.  Do not waver, take your… Continue reading Hitchhike Part I – The Rules