The Dildo

They had a lovely traditional English roast beef with Yorkshire pudding in formal setting at the old English farm house situated in the small agricultural town of  Scoulton north of London.  They were surrounded by sugar beet fields.  The farm house was owned by a popular writer and bon vivant who entertained artsy people nearly… Continue reading The Dildo

Lois

Lois had worked as a waitress for Kristie’s family for fourteen years.  She was reliable, dependable, and friendly.  She was a capable head waitress who taught the rest of the staff the proper order and cleaning techniques they needed to learn. How to clean the slime snakes out of the ice cream scoop water bath.… Continue reading Lois

Luscious

She was luscious and responsive.  All the boys lusted after her.  She wasn’t shy about sex.  If she had a boyfriend, she was fucking him, and if she was single, she was out looking for some action like a she wolf on a full moon. It was this aggression that kept most of the boys… Continue reading Luscious

Fag Hag

Some people think that because a girl is a fag hag and hangs out at gay bars that she doesn’t get laid.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  There are always three ways and other innovative combinations.  Besides sometimes they just want a real girl in the mix. Everyone at the bar was after… Continue reading Fag Hag