Category: Wild Jane

Time period from birth to age 28 or so.

Plug Me In

Dear Sirs, Your Panasonic Panabrator Ultra Panasonic Reach Easy Powerful Full Body Massager has been my favorite for twenty years. Unfortunately it has been well used and I need to upgrade. It is beginning to wheeze. A friend has recommended that I change the batteries in my replacement. It doesn’t do the trick unfortunately. I… Continue reading Plug Me In

Just Ask, I’ll Tell

“In the old days, they used to perform a clitoridectomy on girls like this,” she heard the doctor say. She was fourteen.  Both of her parents accompanied her to the gynecologist’s office.  She waited in the reception room while they consulted with the doctor.  When her parents came out, she was called into an exam… Continue reading Just Ask, I’ll Tell

Why Me?

We were just going into The City to see a matinee with all the other old folks, families with children, and school field trips from all over the smaller towns nearby.  What a great asset it is to live in the country, but near the city to take advantage of all the cultural exhibits, museums,… Continue reading Why Me?

Bunny

The bar was painted black.  It was disgustingly dirty and grim.  But the huge redwood beams going across the ceiling were beautiful.  They matched some paint swatches to the beams and decided on a cheery yellow.  They washed everything down, shampooed the carpet, dusted, washed glasses, bought some new glasses, ordered a starter bar of… Continue reading Bunny