That guy can only see things to his right. He’s so blinded on the left that he must turn in a complete circle towards the right to see anything or anyone on the left. This makes it dangerous for driving, walking, or even doing laundry!
The clothes either keep falling on the ground where he doesn’t see them or hanging on the left to dry out forever. He can turn only to the right. He can only feel things on the right… So why do they keep poking him on the left?
Yeah, so the left is nambie pambie. They can actually see another person’s point of view. They have empathy for those less fortunate than themselves. They like a lot of different stuff like blues, jazz, and the Clintons. They probably inhaled, but then so did the right only they don’t admit it.
They like sex and immigration mixed together like a cocktail. They voted for Obama, but even he is too conservative for them. They may not be religious, but they are spiritual. They see God in everything.
They have made their mark, but they are not through yet. They still want more. More rights, more freedom, more education, more green economy, better infrastructure.
Other than that they all want is a good job, to sit back and watch TV, read some blogs, grow some flowers, volunteer for an uplifting experience, have creative a hobby… oh yeah, and smoke a little weed.
