So here she was again… ringing the door bell… so now what? This time she was wearing a grey trench coat and black heels. She was carrying a large new fluffy pillow with a red satin pillow case. She handed him the pillow and began singing, “I can’t give you anything but love, Baby…” Then she opened her coat to reveal a red push up bra and red bikini panties. She sang the whole song and then marched down the stairs, and finished with, “I can’t give you anything but love…” Then she got in her car and drove away…. Happy Valentine’s Day
He unlocked the door tentatively. You never knew what might be lurking…. This time she was dressed in full sumo regalia. The diapered lungi look, with no bra, hair pulled up in a samurai knot… skin powdered with layers of white make up. Face made up like a kabuki dancer with red and black designs around the eyes and mouth. “Hai, yah!” she feigned a battle cry and took a karate stance. He wasn’t in the mood to play. He sat down in front of the TV, opened a beer and turned on the game…. Samurai Defeated
He never knew exactly what she’d be wearing anytime he came home and opened the door. But his favorite outfit was what she was wearing now. Standing at the kitchen sink doing dishes in the all together, hair tied up in a messy claw, apron tied around her waist emphasizing her nice round buns. When he saw her now he didn’t think she’d be able to make dinner until much later…. Naked Housekeeper
(First published 10/25/11)
