“You were conceived by oral sex.” Mother insisted that she had been a virgin until the day she got married. So, seven months later when her daughter was born full term, there were a few questions. Like why was she born two months early?
Still, she insisted she was a virgin! All that dry humping, finger banging, and oral sex didn’t count. “Was there sperm involved?” her now grown daughter asked her unabashedly.
“Oh, yes! There was quite a lot of cum involved, but we didn’t fuck…. You were born from oral sex,” she insisted.
“How many episodes of oral sex are we talking about?”
“Oh, about thirty,” her mother replied nonchalantly.
“So, you were a virgin in spite of blowing thirty guys?” Daughter baited her.
“Some of them were duplicates,” her mother explained feeling no remorse at all.
