“You don’t understand… I really love her. I have a big poster of her up on the wall in my room. I look at it all the time.” He almost swooned. Britney Spears. The other boys liked her too, but this boy was obsessed, smitten.
Years later everyone had lost contact with him when he went into the Army after graduation and was sent to Iraq. No one could have contact with him as he was doing some sensitive work, like disarming bombs in the middle of the desert.
He had been the most popular kid in the class. He was a riot! Very funny! He kept the kids and the teacher in stitches laughing everyday. It got so that everyone looked forward to school everyday that year. Everyone loved him, including Mrs. Lu.
She couldn’t help but wonder about him now. Somewhere in a tent in the middle of Hell, he probably still had a poster of Britney for inspiration. She thought about his junior high journal entry, “I dream about her naked. I can’t control myself. I love her…”
With Britney in the news shaving her head and her crotch and then going commando out in public to show it off, he was probably half way to Heaven. He looked at the clip of her getting out of the limo repeatedly with her shaved cootch showing flagrantly. “I guess he got part of his wish anyway…” Mrs. Lu thinks smiling to herself.
She was certain that Britney Spears had been fodder for countless numbers of boys and men all over the known universe. Mrs. Lu understands the draw. Britney is cute, beautiful, sexy, a great entertainer, down to party, she looks pretty good bald, and her shaved cunt is beautiful. But her true claim to fame will probably end up being the star of the adolescent rookie sock.
(First published 6/22/13)
