The guy with two tears tattooed on his face just out of prison wants to watch pornography, but his wife won’t let him watch it in the house where the kids can see it, so he takes the TV, a lawn chair, and a six pack of beer up on the roof . He lives right below our house, so now my kids, young teens, have a bird’s eye view of the whole thing – yeah, I said the “hole” thing.
Luckily, his tenancy only lasted a couple of weeks. Up on the roof again, he has gone out of his mind in a drug and alcohol induced rage. Now he is threatening to kill himself with a baseball bat. (Seriously? A baseball bat suicide?) The whole neighborhood is watching this drama unfold like a bad soap opera. The cops come and get him down, handcuff him and take him away. Ha, ha – to the happy place where everything’s beautiful all the time hahaheehee… Prison!
