She was a Young Beauty; shiny long dark brown hair, blue eyes, nice slim figure. She was turning twenty-one, so her mother and her boyfriend decided it would be good to take her to Las Vegas to a show and out for dinner, drinks, and gambling. Now that she was legal…
Young Beauty was wearing a beautiful emerald green satin dress with a low cut neckline and a handkerchief skirt that would look nice in a dance spin. How could she know what was in store for her that evening?
The show was bawdy and fun; lots of gymnastics and half naked men and women, all with magnificent bodies and skills. The Master of Ceremonies had an absolutely filthy mouth and mind, but it was hilarious! At one point during a lull in the action he called the sweet Young Beauty up on stage. She was beside herself with glee – her twenty-first birthday and she was up on stage being applauded by everyone in the audience. “I’m just so excited,” she said to everyone and no one in particular.
Then the MC called up someone he named “Hippie Woman.” Hippie Woman was a nice attractive late middle aged retired school marm. He was expecting to make fun of her in any way he could, just like insult comics are known for. Little did he know the expert performer he had culled out of the audience.
Hippie Woman was excited. This was just the opportunity she was looking for where, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” She raised her finger as if to say, “Wait a minute.” She took off her leopard print scarf and handed it to her husband. This got a laugh. Then she took off her sweater and handed that to her husband. That also got a laugh. Then she took her long blond hair and wrapped it into a tight bun on top of her head. That got an even bigger laugh. The MC was waiting restlessly.
As she approached the stairs up to the stage, she realized that she would need help. She looked around to see a dark skinned stud ready to assist her. “Oh great,” the MC says, “Hippie Woman has a bad leg.” The audience laughs. They are ready to be amused and what ensues does not disappoint.
“Now what I want you to do,” he says giving directions to Young Beauty, “is to push your boobs together so you make as much cleavage as possible… and then,” he says to Hippie Woman, ” I want you to go motorboat on her boobs.” The audience cracks up as Hippie Woman removes her glasses and hands them to the MC. “I see you’ve done this before,” he remarks as he hands the glasses to an assistant. The audience goes wild.
“Just wait now,” he directs the two women. “The second part of this is that I want you to both stick out your tongues as far as possible, so everyone can see, and then French kiss twirling your tongues together in serpentine fashion.” The audience is practically frothing at this point.
Poor little Young Beauty is getting a little nervous, so Hippie Woman leans into her and gives her a reassuring hug while also grabbing her ass and looking out into the audience wagging her tongue from side to side as an enticement. Even the MC is amused at this point. It seems this was more than he had bargained for. The Hippie Woman was taking over his act.
Then as directed, Hippie Woman thrusts her face into the cleavage of the Young Beauty and proceeds to make motor boat sounds. There is a lot of stomping and cheering from the crowd as Hippie Woman thrusts her tongue out to meet Young Beauty’s tongue. They kiss like this for some time. Hippie Woman is so enthralled with Young Beauty that she thinks she would go down on her too if the MC would require it.
The audience goes ape shit! There is a lot of hooting and cheering as Young Beauty and Hippie Woman leave the stage.
The MC approaches Hippie Husband, “I don’t want you to feel left out,” he says as he kisses Hippie Husband full on the mouth. “Hmmm, just like going down on a seventies bush,” he says as he wipes his mouth on his sleeve.
After the show the two women meet for photographs in the lobby. “Your tongue was so soft,” Young Beauty exclaims.
“I feel the same way,” Hippie Woman says in return.
Young Beauty’s mother chimes in, “I’m so thankful she got someone nice to do it with!”
Back in the casino many people stop to compliment both women on their performance offering to buy them free drinks. Young Beauty accepts the offer, but this has been quite a lot of excitement for the older Hippie Woman for one night.
“Ahhhh, Vegas…” she sighs as the fountain goes off again. “I love it!”
(First published 10/19/12)
