Who is Wild Jane? Did you want to fuck her in high school? Did you fuck her? Are you one of the lucky ones? Pussy so sweet you would eat it…
A Wild Jane is a chick who is good to go. She likes to get high and play strap it on. She can ball with the guys, crack a dirty joke, and cuss like a mother fucker. She looks pretty and cute everyday and smells delicious. You want to devour her. You can’t stop thinking about her.
She is every boy’s fantasy and every father’s nightmare in more ways than one. The father wants what the son is getting. The insurance salesman comes over in the afternoon trying to sell her a policy. A dirty old uncle rubs his foot up and down her leg under the dinner table. The gynecologist takes a whiff of her in the exam room. He wants her too.
A Wild Jane is the type of woman who knows how to play the game politely, but is apt to drop the double entendre or F-bomb in any situation. Therefore, you have to watch her… it could be amusing.
If you didn’t fuck her in high school, you don’t have a chance now. She is finished with her flying stage and has settled down with one mate finally. Like a wild cat, she was out every night looking for love. It was just by chance that they met.
He tamed her with his quiet love and strength. He held her gaze as he plunged into her and her defiance melted. She opened her soul to him. She was his now. There was no question. He put his mark on her and she never strayed again.
So the only way you’ll get her now is in a fantasy. But who knows? She might be thinking of you too… Many of Lulu’s friends are Wild Janes. Are you a Wild Jane too?
(First published 7/7/13)
