Teddy was at it again. He had one of his old men in his bed and everyone could hear them going at it in the next room. They were all laughing and speculating on who it might be. Those queens were all up in each other’s business.
The laughter stopped when Teddy came out with a gushing bloody nose. “That old man tried to put his dick in my nose,” he complained as he looked for something to staunch the flow of blood. He grabbed the first thing he could reach which happened to be one of Kristie’s maxi pads. He came out of the bathroom with it tied around his face.
Everyone practically died laughing. Kristie suggested that two small tampons stuck up each nostril might work better and she dove into her purse and gave him two. He looked fairly ridiculous with tampons stuck up his nose, strings dangling. Someone showed up with a couple of six packs and the party was back on!
Teddy just sat there with his head back. “I had to go and fall for a nose queen,” he commented on his situation. The old man crept out the back door, so no one ever knew who it was exactly.
“We’ll just have to look for the guy with blood and boogers all over his cock,” Butch suggested. Everyone laughed except Teddy who had to get ready for work.
“I think it’s only fair that you tell us who it was,” Roberta said, “In case one of us ever runs into him…. I need to protect my facial beauty from nose rape.”
Teddy did have very large nostrils, so maybe that was the attraction, but unless the guy had an extremely short pencil dick, no one could see how it was possible to have sex with someone’s nose.
“Kristie, you better stock up on feminine protection,” Butch suggested, “I think we’re gonna need it.”
These guys were hilarious; they always kept her laughing. Just then they heard Teddy’s screams coming from the bathroom. He had decided that one of Kristie’s lavender douches would be good to shoot up his ass. He was in absolute agony as he called out for help.
“You can’t do that!” Kristie was astonished. “The ass has a different chemical make up from the vagina. You need to douche with plain water to try to rinse it out!”
The rinse did the trick. Teddy’s nose was bruised, but the bleeding had stopped. It was time to head over to Alice’s and see what other amazing situations would occur? They would all keep their eyes open for the “Nose Queen.”
(First published 9/18/12)
