She always said she would never blow a guy who wouldn’t reciprocate. But she didn’t mean it. She liked to suck cock . She liked it clean, of course. If only guys realized how important this was, they’d take more care with it. No matter how much a chick likes to suck dick, she doesn’t need any grated Parmesan cheese on it.
She was always sure to clean every part of herself before an offering of the Goddess to the Green Man. She liked it when the men she was with presented themselves to her with the proper respect which as far as she was concerned included a hot soapy wash up being sure to retract the foreskin and wash the head thoroughly.
Attending to a man was like driving a fast car on a series of hills, curves, and straight aways. Her own preference was more like a man’s she decided. She liked a small amount of kissing and hugging, some fooling around, some rubbing, some reciprocal sucking – tits for cock was totally acceptable, but usually she preferred straight ass balls to the wall fucking.
She had had many men and quite a few were decent lovers, but there weren’t many who could eat her into submission. The problem as she saw it was that men just didn’t know how to eat pussy and this lack of knowledge coupled with their lack of experience made them terrible at it. She would rather not even try it unless they had the proper attitude.
The rules are you have to love it and secondly, an attitude of worship is required. If you have any qualms about the mild odor of a clean vagina or the slick wet texture of the labia, forget it. You’re not going to be any good and she isn’t going to like it.
An additional problem with cunnilingus is that for each woman, it’s different. Some women like more pressure, some may like a finger inside, some like the tongue action on the right, some on the left. The feel of the tongue on the inner labia is very pleasant, but if the lover begins to bite and suck too hard, it hurts.
Some guys think they have to shove their whole head up into the mush pot. He may like it up there, but that isn’t awesome to most woman. OK? OK.
Now here are some step by step directions:
Hopefully you have been making out for at least five to fifteen minutes and are warmed up and ready for the next stage. You should have already undressed, done some tit sucking and fondling. She should have had her hand on your unit and that soldier should be ready to go to battle.
No one can concentrate very well during 69, so forget that and decide to take turns. Have one hand down her pants. Your middle finger should be rubbing her clit and maybe venturing inside her, if she is agreeable. Some girls do not like the finger. Be sure your fingernails are trimmed and filed to prevent tearing or snagging the tender tissue inside the vulva.
Now that you are in the approximate area of your desire, you may decide to go down kissing, little kisses all the way down to the most amazing organ on the human body. The clitoris! This is where your work begins and ends.
With the tip of your tongue made hard by the control of your tongue muscle you will being to lick up an down, round and round until you get the rub she wants. Try every direction you can think of until you hit it just right. Many women can have an orgasm this way, but you have to be attune to her response.
Does she really like it or is she just faking it? How can you tell? There is no absolute answer to this question. Just hope she likes it well enough to try it again. And of course, if all else fails, try talking to her. Ask her what she likes. She may not know, but that’s where you can have some fun experimenting.
Be safe. Use a condom slit open or a dental dam. It will be slippery, but you’ll get the hang of it… and don’t forget to wash afterwards! Have fun and eat up!
(First published 7/29/13)
