“Somebody’s shitting on my lawn.” “Really?” “Yes, really.” “So, it’s human?” “Most definitely.” She thinks it’s one of her students trying to establish his identity. He thinks it is the new neighbor (that fucker, Mike) who is rumored to be doing it to everyone who has a lawn, but even the guy with the rock… Continue reading Fuckin’ Mike
Author: Lulu
That’s Incredible!
My family is always teasing me about not going on thrill rides that drop five stories or adventures like long hot hikes down sheer cliffs with falling rocks. It’s not that I’m a chicken, but I don’t like throwing up in public or being scared out of my wits that I’m going to fall off… Continue reading That’s Incredible!
Cheatum
She was standing behind the counter ready to take his order. They hadn’t expected to see each other in this situation and a flood of memories came back to her… and not in a nice way. Some rowdy guys had already tried to sit in the closed section of the restaurant and she just wasn’t… Continue reading Cheatum
Pig Roast
The Pig Roast was next Saturday. More than one hundred people were expected. The menu included roasted whole piglet, hamburgers, hot links, coleslaw, potato, macaroni, carrot, and green olive salads, respectively, French bread, baked beans, chips and dips, cases of beer and soda. The mix would be interesting. College students, tannery workers, a few gay… Continue reading Pig Roast
Sea Charm
She started to go into the bathroom to wash the funk off her pussy. “No, Don’t!” he demanded as he pulled her down onto his sun drenched chest. There were little flecks of sand embedded in the forest of his chest hair. “I like the taste of the ocean on you,” he explained and stripped… Continue reading Sea Charm