Author: Lulu

Sex on a Bar

It was flooding again.  At least they had some warning this time.  And so it began. They moved the contents of their entire house upstairs to set up living arrangements on the second story dance floor of the restaurant.  They were intent on waiting out the week or two it would take to get The… Continue reading Sex on a Bar

Beowulf!

He walks thru the garden gate… and even the flowers – stop – to look at him… They purposefully scent the air and then turn their faces to smell him. Standing in the hallway – between the bedrooms – He presses up against her… She takes in his essence and a thousand kisses dot her… Continue reading Beowulf!

Housekeeper

At some point the ladies had to consider whether to keep a housekeeper who won’t do windows, doesn’t like to dust, hates cleaning the shower, balks at washing the kitchen mat, won’t use over cleaner, hates bleach and other harsh cleaning products…. The housekeeper takes out the trash and if she happens to see something… Continue reading Housekeeper

Roast Beef

“Shit!  Where can you get some meat in this town?  Fuckin’ vegetarians have taken over! ” Glenn was on a rampage.  “I am a hippie, but I eat meat for Christ’s sake!” He was going on and on about it.  Some promotion didn’t come through for him.  He was in line to become the manager… Continue reading Roast Beef