Kristie hitchhiked three times across country. Always the southern route. Sometimes alone and sometimes with a partner. The thing she learned was never sleep between rides, truckers go the long haul, and EVERYONE will ask you for head or a screw. You have a goal… to get where you’re going. Do not waver, take your… Continue reading Hitchhike Part I – The Rules
Category: Wild Jane
Time period from birth to age 28 or so.
Roommates
The roommates had traded boyfriends, slept together, and even shared the same douche bag. They had been very intimate as far as best friends go. Nini slept with all of Kristie’s boyfriends and exes, but Kristie was never interested in Nini’s currents or ex-misters. Nini’s old man was a lean, mean, and not too bright… Continue reading Roommates
Teddy and His Old Men
The first time Kristie saw Teddy Theodore Theadora Mother was at a drag show in a small men’s bar on the other side of town. The local gurls and regulars had planned and rehearsed this fun free for all. They built a stage, assembled props, costumes, and make up for the Drag Extravaganza. Kristie had… Continue reading Teddy and His Old Men
Desert Song
Kristie was out on the desert selling Mexican pottery at Four Corners. She loved this job. It was like camping in any situation where you meet interesting people that you never see again. Four Corners near Boron, CA where two roads intersected in the middle of nowhere. It was windy and dusty. There was nothing… Continue reading Desert Song
Show Business
She really did grow up in show business. Her dad went to Hollywood High and played football with James Bumgarner (James Garner). There’s a picture of them together with the rest of the foot ball players. Her dad was so short that Jim and another guy had to hold him up to match their heights… Continue reading Show Business