During aqua aerobics a few gals are talking quietly in the back of the class.
“Personally I like a nice large one with some girth…”
“Cut or uncut, but clean – very clean…”
“I like ’em young, mid twenties, and smooth…”
The ladies assemble into the pool taking their favorite spots facing the instructor, but the trio of gals remain in the back facing the lap pool. It is their favorite day – Masters’ Swim – featuring many gorgeous, tan, ripped bodies in tight Speedos.
You have never seen a group of menopausal women get so excited. They try to be quiet about it. The instructor is a little “goody two shoes”… But among themselves they whisper,
“My nipples are getting hard.”
“Ummm, blue Speedos. Great tan, nice lats, beautiful package…”
“Yes, there’s my salad for tonight… a cucumber and two large tomatoes!”
“Ha, ha, ha, ha…” They all laugh disturbing the rest of the class.
The instructor makes a comment like, “Are you gals working or working your mouths?” They quiet down for a few minutes showing the instructor how fiercely they can kick and stroke the water. But it doesn’t last long.
One of the swimmers gets out to consult with the Master of the Master Class. He is dripping wet, water like silk on his skin, smooth, completely shaved, and young. Hard Nipples is completely beside herself with joy!
“I guess your vibrator is gonna be busy tonight?” one of the gals teases.
One gal really likes hairy bearded guys. She favors the short bearded Italian with the nice chest hair and bulging biceps in the red Speedo.
But the big prize would go to the old dude who was hung to his knees and had a saggy, baggy pair of faded lavender trunks that were barely hanging onto his waist for dear life. In fact it could have been his bulge alone that was holding the dang things on.
“It’s like an eggplant with two cantaloupes down there!”
“How can he walk?”
“Does the Ganesha grow to two feet long when he gets some wood?”
“Ha, ha, ha…”
Just then Ganesha dove into the “no diving allowed” pool and proceeded to swim in circles under water among the women.
“I’m gonna pull my suit to the side and give him something to look at.”
“I haven’t shaved down there for months, so he’s got plenty to look at.”
“I think he’s like a giant pleco trying to fertilize us!”
“He can swim between my legs anytime.”
“I should throw some frozen peas down there.”
They all went home smiling.
“See ya next week.”
“I’ll be here.”
“After that last session, I’m glad I’m not ovulating.”
“Ha, ha, ha…”
(First published 12/15/11)
