Girls’ Night In

“This town is filled with nothin’ but hippies, hicks, and homos,” Speck proclaimed as he spat a wad of tobacco out the window of his truck.  “Which one are you?” he asked jokingly. “I’m a hot chick!” Kristie responded cutely trying to match his alliteration. As she thought about it, she guessed she could fit into… Continue reading Girls’ Night In

40 Stairs

Forty stairs down and forty stairs up carrying a book bag, an insulated lunch bag, a purse, a gym bag, and a thermos of strong, hot, black coffee.  Down and up carrying enough packs to look like a Sherpa climbing Mount Everest.  It’s getting to be too much for her. She has become more of… Continue reading 40 Stairs

The Houseboat

We loved family camping trips in the summer: camping, water sports, swimming, BBQ’s.  So, we decided to rent a houseboat!  The kids were getting older – teenagers, so we encouraged them to each invite a friend along. The girls, older and more suave than their younger male counterparts took full advantage of the sunbathing, lounging… Continue reading The Houseboat

Every Woman

Don’t take this the wrong way, but every woman is a whore.  Women know exactly what they must do to make their husbands happy.  Women know how to get a man to do what they want and need.  They may have to give a little something or change their behavior in order to get it,… Continue reading Every Woman