Teddy was at it again. He had one of his old men in his bed and everyone could hear them going at it in the next room. They were all laughing and speculating on who it might be. Those queens were all up in each other’s business. The laughter stopped when Teddy came out with… Continue reading Maxi Pad for a Bloody Nose
Beevis and Butthead
Back in the day when Beevis and Butthead ruled MTV, Mrs. Lu was a middle school teacher. She used to watch Beevis and Butthead and MTV especially to keep up with youthful trends… and plus, to be honest, she actually thought they were funny. So, in one episode the boys go to get their hair… Continue reading Beevis and Butthead
Jumbo
“Jumbo,” she smiled. He was called that for a reason. In high school the guys in the locker room teased him mercilessly, “Hey Kielbasa! How you doin’ today?” “Hey, Tube Steak!” “Hey, Wiener man !” “How’z your hot dog stand?” “Have you got anything besides pig?” Then they all laughed good naturedly as males do… Continue reading Jumbo
Vegetable Parade
During aqua aerobics a few gals are talking quietly in the back of the class. “Personally I like a nice large one with some girth…” “Cut or uncut, but clean – very clean…” “I like ’em young, mid twenties, and smooth…” The ladies assemble into the pool taking their favorite spots facing the instructor, but… Continue reading Vegetable Parade
Advice to Parents
Lighten up – They’ll probably be OK. They need lots of love, understanding, guidance, some discipline, some limits, more love and affection. Affection is SO IMPORTANT! Kisses, hugs, laughter, tenderness, gentle coaxing, foot rubs, and forgiveness. I know. They stink. They’re obnoxious. You almost can’t stand them. They can’t help it. It’s meant to be… Continue reading Advice to Parents